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How Raptors Lost Their Primaries by EWilloughby How Raptors Lost Their Primaries by EWilloughby
P. phagia is a terrible thing, and these poor afflicted deinonychosaurs need support and encouragement rather than ridicule.

In increasingly rare instances, P. phagia has been known to mutate to several different genera and species, all of which cause horrible physical deficiencies for the affected animals. Known variations of this terrible, terrible parasite include:

Primaropteryx wristattachia: this variation somehow detaches the primaries from the phalange, leaving them dangling from the wrist.
Remigopteryx phagia: this variation is known to totally consume the arm feathers of a deinonychosaur.
Pronatowrist breakius: This especially dangerous parasite actually deforms the arms by bending the wrists into unnatural positions. Is very painful for the animal.
Jurassopark completefuckupius: Too terrible to describe here.
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SpinozillaRex Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
"Jurassopark completefuckupius" OMFG LOL
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MickeyRayRex Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
im guessing that parasite isnt real and your using it to represent inaccurate arm/wing reconstruction of raptors in plaeoart.........  you sir are brilliant!
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Dinofuzz Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Brilliant! XD
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AnonymousLifeform Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
Ha! Trollmite!
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TarbosaurusBatar Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
We lost so much to J. completefuckupius Waaaah! 
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PivotShadow Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
'Too terrible to describe here.'

I was laughing like an idiot XD
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Nettleheart Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*ugly donkey laughter*
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PivotShadow Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014
Pretty much exactly right,yep.
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LittleFireDragon Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

The comic made me laugh.

The last line of the description made my day.

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Heytomemeimhome Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
J.completefucupius:effects include symptoms similar to P. breakius and R.phagia on wide scale as well as swollen lips and decompressed and swollen eyes. These mites then proceeded  to modify the vocal organs in a bizarre state of parisitosis this tends to cause dizziness and difficulty breathing and swallowing....I could not bare to see these animals suffer so..
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